AMY & LOZZA & JO & COLLEEN = BEST BUDS FOR LIFE! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

.... hehe... i can't believe you asked me that question lozza!

Yo, hi guys...today has been very cool. Weerama  rocked.... I kinda got pissed at lozza cause she idapreared. Latre found out that this was because her and her boyfriend, connor, went to get some time alone. Josie won me a monkey so i was very happy.... anyways I have got to go make dinner...argg

.C.O.L.D.O.G.

• Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
• On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people will  try to stuff in that slot?
• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
• Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
• How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
• Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
• When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
  Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
• Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
• In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
• How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
• If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
• The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four North Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
• Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
• Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
• So what's the speed of dark?
• Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
• If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
• Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called built?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
• Do fish get cramps after eating?
• Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
• If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
• Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
• Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
• Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
• Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
• Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
• War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

From: http://dragonflylaughter.spaces.live.com

this is sooo true, hey thanks for this jo

We Is Friends!

Me And You Is Friends!

You Smile, I Smile...

You Hurt, I Hurt...

You Cry, I Cry...

You Jump Off A Bridge...

I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails

*sOMeTHiNG i FouND*

I FOUND THIS ON MY FRIEND LOZZA'S SPACE

 

You can't see the sadness she feels

She wears a mask, she won't reveal

 

You can't see the tears she crys

She does it alone, in bed at night

 

You think she has a great life

She doesn't trust anyone with all the details

 

You think shes happy

Happy isn't involved in her life

 

You think she will be successful

She knows better

 

You think she's pretty

To her thats a giant lie

 

You think she feels loved

She doesn't trust that anyone cares

 

You think she'll live till shes very old

She knows shes only got one more day

 

You expect to see her at school the very next day

It's to late, shes gone.

 

She took her own life, scared her family, scarred her friends

Will this pain and hatred ever end??

Your date of conception was on or about 7 September 1989 which was a Thursday.

You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 1.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448042.5.
The golden number for 1990 is 15.
The epact number for 1990 is 3.
The year 1990 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/27/1990 and ending 2/14/1991.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1990.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1990.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 28 February 1990.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 27 February 1990.
 
As of 1/19/2007 6:25:07 AM EST
You are 16 years old.
You are 200 months old.
You are 868 weeks old.
You are 6,077 days old.
You are 145,854 hours old.
You are 8,751,265 minutes old.
You are 525,075,907 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

WELL i THOUGHT that I'D take A moment TO reflect ON the YEAR that WAS!
... ... ... ... ...
okay I'M finished REFLECTING on 2006. HERE'S what CAME to MY mind WHEN i THOUGHT about 2006

1. DISLOCATING MY HIP!!!!!! LIKE OUCHY!
2. IDIOT TEACHERS GIVING U ASSIGNMENTS AFTER ASSIGNMENTS!
3. PLASTIC BIMBOS WITH BUBBLE-WRAP 4 TITS, BUGGING ME AND MY FRIENDS
4. HAVING A LOAD OF FUN

so THAT'S the YEAR that WAS...
the 1 & ONLY coldog

Well here is something slightly contradicatry. My space background, as you can clearly see, has golden retrievers on it - Yep we've realised that! But now here is 'the thing'; my sister has a golden retriever, but her space background has cats on it. I have a curly black labrador named Angel, but do you see any spaces with so-called 'rare' black curly labrodors as their back ground???? NOOOOOOO! I wonder why???? Could it be to do with their so-called 'rare' status.
Another thing that is kind of quirky is that I looooooove garfield (he is sooo cute). But do I have garfield as the background for my space, or even cats????? No!!!!!!!!! But what does my sister have as the background on her space? CATS!

Yeah well before I get off this thing or should I say "before I get kicked off", I would like to thank Lozza for getting me those garfield earrings. I haven't taken them off since Monday. They're kind of 'stuck' to my ears! LOL

Coldog